Wednesday, January 25, 2012

What the Hell is that noise?

Today, while watching the local news, I was blown away by a story being reported. I’m not sure if anyone else has heard about this, and I’m pretty sure more than a few have, but it kinda freaks me out. People are reporting hearing a weird noise in the air not just in my tiny neck of the woods in Saskatchewan, Canada, but also in Australia, London, Chicago, to name a few. And no one seems to know what it is. Some say it sounds like a trumpet blowing, others say a fog horn, some say it sounds like some sort of scraping sound and no, these aren’t crack-pots. Sure, if you had a handful of people from one city, province or state claiming to have heard the odd sounds you could laugh it off.  But world wide?  No way can that be laughed off.

Now of course since it is 2012, people are saying it’s a sign of the end of the world.  Others are saying its aliens.  It could be both, or nothing at all. There is a hell of a solar storm happening right now. Some say it might be the storm, not sure how this works, but okay, people are entitled to their opinions. I haven’t heard the noises personally and I know if I did I would seriously shit my pants.  What could it be and why are people hearing it across the world?
Most of the noises sound the same. A loud rumbling or groaning vibrating in the air. My hubby pointed out that it sounds uncannily like the noises the aliens made in the movie War of The Worlds with Tom Cruise. Anyone remember that movie? It really does sound the aliens. God help us of that’s true. Those suckers were gross and what they did to the humans was….horrifying.
Others are saying it’s a publicity stunt for a new movie or game.  Seriously? That is one hell of a budget they have then to do this world wide.  But okay, we'll go with it. Some movie's have done similar things as publicity.
Still...I’m baffled.
Could it be aliens trying to make contact with us?
Is this just another sign of the impending end of the world?
All I can say is I’m stumped and, yes I’m going to say it again, freaked out.
What do you think? Have you heard the sounds?

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Quickies, boobs, nuts and a shedding pussy

I’m sure by now you’ve all seen those popular Vince Slap Chop and Sham Wow Commercials. But have you seen his latest. The Schticky? Not to worry, I have it below for you to watch. Now, when Vince first started doing the Slap Chop Commercials, people had a field day making fun of him. Slap My Nuts was the best. Parodies were made of him, even on SNL. He’s just a fun guy to poke fun at. I love the You Tube versions of it.  Here, check it out.

A riot, right? LOL
I’ve used the Slap Chop and don’t find it useful at all. It now sits in the back of my cupboard, all alone wishing someone would slap its nuts.
I never tried the Sham Wow, but I’ve heard it’s just as useless. So It makes me wonder about the Schticky. It’s a lint roller that’s washable and reusable. Sounds good, right? And forget about paying mega bucks on those other lint rollers that you continually have to replace.  Am I going to go out and buy it? Probably not. But listening to the infomercial is priceless.  Maybe it’s the pervert in me, but some of this infomercial sounds kinky.
“We’re going to clean your home in a quickie” Quickie? Hmmm sounds like fun.
And look how the woman rolls that Schticky across her boob? Really, she couldn’t have run it along her skirt?
“Problem with that shedding Pussy?” Snort!! Come on, really? LMAO
“Hey Vince! Oh, you’re playing with your Schticky.”  I almost peed myself when I heard this line. LOL
Right? Kinky?
Check it out.

I love these commercials, but love the parody’s more.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Where's a caveman when you need one

It's just past one in the morning and I'm sitting with my laptop on my lap writing this blog post. Why am I not sleeping you may ask? That is a damn good question. I've taken muscle relaxants and migraine meds that usually knock me out. Yet I'm sitting here wide awake. The house is quiet with is very nice. As I look around my living room I see my cat Salem sleeping on the recliner, Misty is sitting beside me and Cinder is on the back of the sofa. Then there's Castiel. He's busy wandering around the house. Maybe he has insomnia too. He's stalking the place like he's never seen it before. Oooh, what's over here. But at least he's quiet.

So where was I? Oh yes, not sleeping.

I went to bed, couldn't sleep so I tried playing Angry Birds. Damn that game is adicting. Those stupid pigs are crafty, evading my bombs and flying birds. And that music, very catchy. What i like is the sound of the birds as you fling them in the air. What a riot. Oh lord I need some sleep.

Okay, so what's a gal to do to try and get some sleep. If I were a cave woman, my man would grab me by the hair, drag me to his cave and conk me over the head with his club. Then I'd sleep. Yes, in my scenerio all he does is conk me over the head. The last thing i need now is sex. It always invigorates me, which right now, isn't such a good thing. Beside, my hubby is sound a sleep, snoring the way of a dead sleeper. Oh how I envy him.

Oh look, now Castiel has decided he wants to knock the water bowl over.  Wait no, he dropped one of his furry balls into the water. Yeah, he's spilling water all over the floor. The least he could do is wash the floor for me.

Have you ever seen the shadows in your house at night. Freaky! My hanging Spider plant looks like hands reaching out to get me.

Yep, now i think I'm delerious. LOL
I should take something to help me sleep. I do have to be up in five hours. Sigh...
Okay, gonna try a sleeping pill. Hope it helps. Wish me luck.

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